Rude Coffee

Do you know what's rude? Knocking back a coffee for a 'pick me up', only to get hit with anxiety, jitters or the infamous post-caffeine crash. And you know what's worse? Getting all those negative effects from coffee that's not even ethically sourced.

RUDE coffee to the rescue! Bold, unapologetic and totally addictive, this magic drop is an all-in-one blend of fair trade, organic coffee with natural nootropics that only needs water.

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At RUDE, their mission is to make coffee even better by using science, ethics and quality product to reduce the negatives and boost the positives of coffee. RUDE coffee gives you sustained energy, keen focus, mental clarity and a clean conscience knowing your dollar is supporting fair trade organic farmers. On top of this RUDE removes all the negative jittery side effects of traditional coffee.

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But ... how?

Science! Coffee stimulates your central nervous system with caffeine and increases dopamine receptor sensitivity in your brain, making you feel energised and happy.

RUDE packs a punch with caffeine but is also infused with nootropics - substances that improve cognitive function, mental performance and mental health, particularly improving executive functions like memory, creativity, focus and motivation.

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MCT Oil Powder

Medium Chain Triglycerides derived from coconut doesn’t just add a beautiful creamy texture, but it also slows down the absorption of caffeine to reduce the infamous crash, while also being easily absorbed and transported throughout the body as a powerful and immediate brain food.

L-Theanine

A natural amino acid found in green tea leaves, proven to work synergistically with caffeine to reduce the negative side effects that can be caused by coffee, like anxiety, jitters & stress, while keeping the positive energy hit you love. It also enhances focus and clarity, helping reduce brain fog.

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Monk Fruit Extract

A powerful antioxidant, also known as luo han guo or 'buddha fruit', a natural sweetener named after the monks in Asia who first cultivated it centuries ago. Don’t worry, it’s not too sweet, RUDE only adds a pinch to bring out the rich flavours of the coffee.

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And of course ... coffee!

RUDE searched the world for the highest quality coffee, while keeping true to their mission of supporting a better coffee culture through strong ethical and environmental values. That’s why they sourced African fair trade, organic coffee that is better for you, people and the planet.

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How do I make RUDE coffee?

Simply mix one sachet with 250ml of water and you're ready to go. Feel free to add milk or sugar - easy as! You can even make it into iced coffee or espresso martinis.

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Is there anything in it my body won't like?

You're all good. RUDE aims to make coffee an accessible drink for more people so they don't add ingredients that some people can't consume. RUDE coffee has no animal products, no sugar, no gluten, no nuts and no soy. It's fantastic

It is packaged in a facility that also processes other products, so if you're ultra-allergic to something it's always best to consult with your healthcare professional.

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Give RUDE a try. Love it or get your money back. How's that for confidence?

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